The Schlushie

The campaign will last approximately 2 months, starting December 1st and ending February 1st! Once the campaign period has elapsed and goals are reached, the plushies will go into production and be shipped out along with all other items and rewards.

Please take into account this is a lengthy process that will take several months to complete (only in the case of full funding being reached), our team consists of two people so give us some leeway as we navigate this extremely complex project!

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See this little man?

He's traveled the world, seen the sights, met celebrities
An educated individual, with a taste for fine arts and history

Now he's coming to you! Yes you! The one with the big eyes and generous wallet

For a limited only, you too can acquire a scholar and a businessman of your very own to help you with tedious tasks such as:
Writing checks
Filing taxes
Crafting video essays on niche topics spanning multiple hours
And more!

Visit jaynco dot bigcartel dot com to join our crowdfunding campaign and help the schlushie make his way into the homes AND hearts of hundreds

Warning: Jay&Co. is not responsible for the consequences of allowing this thing into your home, nor giving it access to your personal bank account details and social security number. Do not feed after midnight, do not leave in dark spaces unattended, do not take the lord's name in vain for you may face His wrath.

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Plush Details:

☀ 10" Tall
☀ Embroidered face and body details
☀ Removable jacket
☀ Magnets in both hands

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Full Bundle option includes all items in the campaign (both stickers, phone charm, jumbo charm)
All plushie orders will include unlocked goal items!